Unusual Meats and Eats

Stuffed Alligator 

The taste and need to consume meat is vital to human life, well I think it is. Chicken, beef and fish are the usual fare served at the dinner table. The phrase "taste like chicken" ubiquitous but is it really true. To me meat is meat, regardless of what animal it came from as long as it was butchered properly. Think about it, animals you would never dream or even try to eat. From Alligators to Whales from Sharksfin to Froghearts it is anything and everything in between. I need to try one of these guys, provided I can find some in my area.

Can it: Bread and Chicken

Canned do

I think that just because you have the means and resources, doesnt necessarily mean that you should do it.

Fried Anything and Everything: Beer Battered

Deep - Fried Beer

Gaze into the abyss my friend and lose yourself

Beer and fried go together perfectly, why not take a step further and fry the drink itself. Google is always appropriate  

Randomizer: Ravishing a Chinese buffet

-Bring any and all coupons
-Go 20-25 minutes before dinner starts so you can pay lunch prices and eat dinner items
-Plan to be there for 2-4 hours
-Use this time wisely, do not eat a lot very quickly, eat normal amounts until you are full
-If you become full, simply take a 15-20 minute soup or ice cream break
-When break is over, go back in for more
-Always take a bathroom break while you're there
-Only drink water
-Don't be afraid to waste a lot of food if it is cold
-NEVER get salad, salad is filler and wastes space
-Bring a book or watch stuff on your Ipod to avoid boredom
-Some buffets have dinner only items and may want to charge you dinner prices for getting them, you can avoid this by trying to mix with a crowd while acquiring these items and "guarding your plate" at the table.
-Never be fooled by feeling full, in 15 to twenty minutes you can be good for another medium sized plate
-Soy can fill you up, use it sparingly if you have to or just not at all
-Avoid pieces of meat that are mostly coating, tear some of it off and eat what is food
-The American selections are usually crap
-Pick a booth with a lot of room between bench and table, if you start feeling really full it will help you if you can lay down for a while
-Always bring a buddy, if you are laying down and they are still eating they will be less likely to boot you out
-It is always ok to take napkins, silverware and sugar packets from surrounding, unoccupied tables
-Generally, every cup of hot tea deserves 5-7 sugar packets, plan accordingly