Vampires, the stuff legends are made of. Undead creatures
that have invaded pop culture and have assumed roles of tall, brooding,
handsome men that promises one of love and affection through the ageless years.
Well that’s how the media is handling it, using the formula for countless
movies and television shows.
Now technically they cannot be killed, since well they’re
part of the undead menace that plagues the earth. So putting them down will be
a more apt term. To put down a vampire one must first know what one is facing.
A creature that has, according to the movies, have insane bodily functions that
its straight up stupid to kill them or even try. Let us see the list includes:
immune to bullet damage, crazy health regenerative properties, and the ability
to jump small buildings, immortality and other insane crap that Hollywood or
horror writers can think of.
Their source of nourishment seems to be blood, and sometimes
flesh but mostly blood. Vampires to us are seen as how humans are to cows and
chickens.
Let’s get to the basics of to put down these wretched
undead. It has always been the notion that exposure to direct sunlight is
lethal to vampires. It burns them or makes them explode, causing them to turn
into ash. But what if it doesn’t kill them and they just don’t like going out
and having fun in the sun like the rest of us. Instead of killing them it just
causes a minor skin irritation. So what are you going to do in that type of
situation? This is not a videogame kid you don’t get to restart the level.
Death is permanent unless the fiend turns you, but we’ll discuss that for
another time.
First off you shouldn’t even try to hunt them down. Look at
it this way you are a frail fragile human being going against a mythical being
incapable of pain. You definitely will lose. In a fair fight you will get your
blood sucked dry, thankfully no one is dumb enough to fight fair against the
undead. Never go alone, maybe go with a friend or friends. Definitely go with a
mob well equipped with tools to dispose of these scum. Remember the acronym
S.I.N (Strength in Numbers). Sin is good for you, at least the way I see it. They
may take one or two down, but not everyone.
There are several reasons why people hunt things that go
bump in the night, vengeance is usually one of them.
“That thing killed my (insert girlfriend/wife/family/whoever
here.) I’m going to kill it even if it’s the last thing I do (it most likely
will be).”
I guess others do it for sport, I mean instead of shooting
bears, lions, bucks. You hunt vampires; you have a death wish pal. Whatever
motivation they may have it alone will be useless against a vampire. You need
fire power, some holy stuff to go with it, vehicle for travelling and of course
money for food and other amenities.
Pack some serious heat, not some measly pea shooter but not
a rail gun either (but that would be a nice touch too). Something you can carry
and lug around, use when the situation calls for it. Of course civilians will think you’re some
kind of nutjob with you holding an assault rifle wherever you go.
Remember you are tracking a mythical being in the 21st
century; keep a low profile or people will call the cops on you. Their reason
is you have gone off the deep end and is a menace both to yourself and everyone
around you.
There is a lot of factors to consider when talking about how
to put vampires down but a sure fire method is to behead and burn the body. Alternatively
you can keep them alive for torture and giggles in your dungeon. Whatever gets
your rocks off.
The kings pleas fell on deaf ears as the towns people took his daughter and prepared her for the inevitable. As the girl waited by the lake for her impending fate, Saint George came riding by and the girl tried her best to send him away, but it was all for naught for the dragon had risen while they were conversing. Saint George fortified with the sign of the cross and raised his weapon to subdue the beast.
